Oh, The Things Kids Say!

Yes, I am a terrible blogger! Who knew it would be soooo hard to think of something to write. If I were only Lori or Amy......They are quite amazing at writing interesting blog material!

In my attempt to provide something moderately interesting for those of you out there, I have compiled a list of some wacky things my kids have said over the past several months.

Tobias - "What does pervert mean?" (after watching the movie Ice Age)
Tobias - "I will be unacceptable!!!" (when he didn't want to go to soccer and was worried about kicking the ball into the wrong goal)
Tobias - "Mommy, here I come!" (he told me he said this on when he got on the school bus on his first time riding the bus home)
Tobias - "Mom, did you know that I will love you even when you are dead?"
Tobias - "Mom, I don't want to go see Jesus when I die." Me - "Why not?" Tobias - "Because I'm worried that it will be a long ride."
Tobias - "What???? I can't get married until I'm 18?" (disbelief when he found out he couldn't get married in kindergarten)
Tobias - "No mom! I'm not going to say that that lady is fat!" (when pointing at a very pregnant lady)

Cerise - "I don't want to have a birthday!!!!" (upon learning that it was her 3rd birthday)
Cerise - "Mom, can you tangle my laces?" (asking me to tie her first pair of sparkly converse shoes)
Cerise - "I have a yucky pickle noodle!!!" (she was sharing a bowl of takeout noodles with Dan and actually got a small piece of red onion)
Cerise - "What is that brown bump on that lady's face?" (pointing to a large bumpy mole on the face of a lady sitting next to us a swimming lessons)
Cerise - "I'm mad! I'm going to yell and scream at you. I'm going to stomp and kick and be rude!"
Cerise - "Mom, a little girl is going to crawl into your bed tonight" (of course she means that SHE will crawl into our bed)